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    Re: Complaints Box: post your daily moans...

    Quote Originally Posted by AntsyVee View Post
    Wow...I didn't know Agent P was such a downer... Why'd you let her go vegan? According to Marge Simspson, Veganism causes depression
    Agt P has to regularly test incendiary devices masquerading as edibles: burgers, veg samosas, chicken kebabs, meatloaf, or in this case, a rare example of an exploding 'yot

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntsyVee View Post
    Wooooo! I don’t have to secretly slip meat juice into your food now
    Crikey! She's been adding vegi juice to yours for years
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    Re: Complaints Box: post your daily moans...

    OMG, can you imagine exploding "yot"? Mmmm, that would be heavenly! Jelly everywhere!

    She can add veggie juice to my food, KK....I like it all!
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    We've had complaints about "storms"

    I blame it on that beastly "HAARP Prog" creating freak weather fronts and will get Agt Vee on the case pronto once she's finished making my 'yots

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    Um...your 'yots...uh...disappeared in the mail. Shuffling error.
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    Re: Complaints Box: post your daily moans...

    We have had complaints about Fri 13th.

    Please act as if we have fast-forwarded and skipped a week and today is actually Fri 20th. Furthermore, don't forget to speak to your boss about a week's extra pay for doing your usual hours of bugger all

    In fact, Agt P has already put in a claim which I swiftly rejected

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    Re: Complaints Box: post your daily moans...

    Willow would like to put a Serious Complaint in about next door's cat (her enemy) DARED to trespass in HER territory again, both her and Tigger had a go at him
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    Re: Complaints Box: post your daily moans...

    Poor kitties. I hate it when others get all up in my territory too
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    Re: Complaints Box: post your daily moans...

    Quote Originally Posted by AntsyVee View Post
    Poor kitties. I hate it when others get all up in my territory too

    it was scary, there was yowling and snarling and screeching and all sorts of noises and that was just Willow and next door's cat before next doors cat sensibly decided to run cause Tigger joined her "sister" as backup

    next door's cat is a boy cat and Willow wants his head on a silver platter, she really goes for him teeths and claws and snarling and yowling
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    Re: Complaints Box: post your daily moans...

    I totally understand. My old neighbor and I used to have to coordinate when we let our males out as they used to hate each other. Then another former neighbor of mine had a cat that was best friend's with mine. He still misses that cat after they moved away.
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