Complaints Box: post your daily moans...

[NoraB]

The remains of that punnet will end up being blended into a delicious smoothie for some unlucky punter at that Tesco's cafe.

Or someone else fancied a snack while they were performing on the loo?

Every little helps...and BOGOF may not be too wide of the (skid)mark?

Brilliant!!

[Lencoboy]

Not a complaint as such, more an observation...

I went to the loos in Tesco and inside the cubicle (on the floor) was a half eaten punnet of blueberries. There was also a large skid mark down the inside of the pan..

As I'm backing out of the cubicle, I'm thinking to myself that some poor bugger must have been in DESPERATE need of some instant fibre to scare up a bowel movement? Also, by the size of that shit mark in the pan, they succeeded..

In my past life as a domestic engineer (cleaner) I have come across numerous, somewhat disturbing, sights in the gents cubicles that no self-respecting laydee (such as myself) should ever see. I'm talking blokes having eaten a Ginsters while taking a dump. I'm talking bodily fluids of the bloke kind (with pubes in) in tumblers on the floor. Yes, REALLY. And I think it was deliberately left for me! (perverts!) but I never, ever, found any food (or other oddities) in the ladies loos..

My thoughts go out to the poor sod who has to sort that shit-stain out later on...

(I imagine the blueberries will end up in the bin unless somebody fancies a snack while they're taking a dump?)

Eating whilst sitting on the toilet having a crap at the same time has got to be one of the all-time grossest habits amongst certain individuals IMO.

[NoraB]

Eating whilst sitting on the toilet having a crap at the same time has got to be one of the all-time grossest habits amongst certain individuals IMO.

Indeed...

I'm torn between a virtual hi-five for that lady having successfully sorted out her BM out but she could have taken the blueberries out with her, eh? Or binned them? What was she thinking; that somebody else might fancy a few while they were taking a shit?

I should write a book you know - Confessions of a Cleaner (sorry, domestic engineer)

[pulisa]

Meghan Markle...Desperately Seeking Headlines again..

[NoraB]

Diana's all over the box again. It's that time of year. (Camzilla must be rage-drinking the gin)
Meanwhile we move ever closer to the day that Charlie Boy and his Moll get their mitts on the crown...

[Carnation]

New tv programme, Married at first sight, I think it's called. Really angered me. Straight away I thought about the young girls in certain religions that are forced into an arranged marriage and how the many of us are saddened by the unhappiness and control over their lives and here we are faced with a tacky programme that a lot of people will find funny when it's a serious situation of commitment to another person. I don't care if I'm thought of as having old fashioned values and principles.

[pulisa]

I hate the way that serious and tragic subjects like this are made into entertainment spectacles...I bet it's on C4 or 5?

[Carnation]

Close pulisa, E4.
Anything for shortlived fame and cash for more bodywork.

[NoraB]

New tv programme, Married at first sight, I think it's called. Really angered me. Straight away I thought about the young girls in certain religions that are forced into an arranged marriage and how the many of us are saddened by the unhappiness and control over their lives and here we are faced with a tacky programme that a lot of people will find funny when it's a serious situation of commitment to another person. I don't care if I'm thought of as having old fashioned values and principles.

I've seen this advertised, Carn. (Not my cup of tea at all)

It's Channel 4 though and they specialise in the teeth, tan and tits shows, don't they?

It'll all go hideously wrong when the bride's false eyelashes fall into the gateaux...

[Lencoboy]

Diana's all over the box again. It's that time of year. (Camzilla must be rage-drinking the gin)
Meanwhile we move ever closer to the day that Charlie Boy and his Moll get their mitts on the crown...

I guess it's because it's the 25th anniversary of Princess Di's death tomorrow (31st August), in which I'm still convinced the original event was the one that broke the mould for the 'false grief' bandwagon that many seem to jump on these days, but on the other hand I can't ever imagine people queuing overnight to buy music CDs again (Elton John).