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    Re: Complaints Box: post your daily moans...

    Geez, how many bins you people have around here? Compost, rubbish, recycle, trash... I imagine your station is like the warehouse at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark...
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    I heard a rumor of another sequel... . 300 pages!



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    Announcement

    As Head of Complaints I am pleased to announce that our Crimbo party is to be held tomorrow at 1900 hrs in our exclusive Complaints Blue Room. As per usual it will be a "bring yer own grub" affair and all drinks will be on Fish (one round, mind)

    See you all there (unless you have the common sense to stay at home)

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    Re: Complaints Box: post your daily moans...

    Are you letting Jews in this year?
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    Re: Complaints Box: post your daily moans...

    Will there be any music? If so, what would we expect to hear?

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    Music will be wall to wall Morrissey to reflect the spirit of Crimbo in the Complaints Dept.

    I'll be bringing my own twiglet and request permission to tune into the M23 derby which is also taking place tonight.

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    Lol, just one twiglet Pulisa, that's pushing the boat out
    Twiglets are far too spicy for me, I'll be bringing wotsits.
    What's the dress code?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntsyVee View Post
    Are you letting Jews in this year?
    Hogwash! You were invited last year too but had to be banned at the last min when you turned up in a boob tube and hot pants. Fish has a dodgy ticker and we have to curb his enthusiasm
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carnation View Post
    Lol, just one twiglet Pulisa, that's pushing the boat out
    Twiglets are far too spicy for me, I'll be bringing wotsits.
    What's the dress code?
    Crimbo jumpers only entry please

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    Re: Complaints Box: post your daily moans...

    I can't wear a jumper cos of my hot flushes KK, can I come as one of Terry's Elves and I'll try not to be naughty.
    I'm willing to share my wotsits which could come in handy as Pulisa is only bringing the one twiglet

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