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    Re: Complaints Box: post your daily moans...

    Quote Originally Posted by AntsyVee View Post
    Some kids were doing that in our cul-du-sac for awhile. Finally a neighbor became so pissed off that he got out of his car, chased them down, and took away their skateboards
    One day those stupid kids will get hit by a car and seriously injured, i just hope its not me that hits them
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    Re: Complaints Box: post your daily moans...

    Just put my beading needle clean through my thumb again. I can cope with accidental stabbings, I do that about once an hour, but accidentally shoving the needle through the pad of my thumb is never, ever not nauseating.

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    That sounds incredibly painful, BI!! How are things now? Hope you didn't have to go anywhere to have it treated/tetanus shot?

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    Re: Complaints Box: post your daily moans...

    Quote Originally Posted by BlueIris View Post
    Just put my beading needle clean through my thumb again. I can cope with accidental stabbings, I do that about once an hour, but accidentally shoving the needle through the pad of my thumb is never, ever not nauseating.
    Thank you for your complaint, Mrs B.

    After entering your complaint into Complaints Database, I found 3* solutions to your problem:

    1. N/A
    2. N/A
    3. Push beading needle all the way through thumb and make a mini beaded thumb hat, rendering digit a decorative and symbolic attachment only, and preventing further needle accidents due to not being able to work with one thumb.


    Trust that helps



    *We have been experiencing Database issues due to current bad weather
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    Pulisa, luckily I'm up to date on my tetanus shots since the unfortunate plug-pin-embedded-in-foot a few years back.

    Unfortunately I do this about once a month or so, can cope with stabbing myself (happens several times a day) but this grosses me out completely.

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    Re: Complaints Box: post your daily moans...

    Quote Originally Posted by BlueIris View Post
    Pulisa, luckily I'm up to date on my tetanus shots since the unfortunate plug-pin-embedded-in-foot a few years back.

    Unfortunately I do this about once a month or so, can cope with stabbing myself (happens several times a day) but this grosses me out completely.
    They make cut resistant gloves. I have a pair I use when filleting fish. Saved my fingers more than once!

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    Thumbs are so important. My son was born without a left thumb but had one "made" from his index finger which was repositioned by the Great Ormond Street plastic surgeon when he was 4. It has about a 30% function but means he can use his left hand.

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    Re: Complaints Box: post your daily moans...

    KK, I have one for you...

    I really F’N hate PMS
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    Quote Originally Posted by AntsyVee View Post
    KK, I have one for you...

    I really F’N hate PMS
    Thank you for your complaint, Miss Vee.

    Searching the Complaints Database I found ONE solution to your PMS problem:

    1. Ban women. PMS symptoms would automatically be banned too and life made a lot simpler for us men.

    Good luck banning yourself

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    NEXT!
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    Quote Originally Posted by KK77 View Post
    Thank you for your complaint, Miss Vee.

    Searching the Complaints Database I found ONE solution to your PMS problem:

    1. Ban women. PMS symptoms would automatically be banned too and life made a lot simpler for us men.

    Good luck banning yourself

    Status: Deleted

    NEXT!
    So I tried banning myself... This is the error message I received:

    [MAN-made Error: Banning unsuccessful due to MENstruation. ]

    Sorry, but I'm going to have to resubmit my complaint.
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