Complaints Box: post your daily moans...

[bottleblond]

It really is, thank you boss. Between blowing and straightening, blowing and straightening, i have gone through two dryers and my best set of GHD's. Not only this but it's taking my time from the complaints which i really should be working on.

BB no 'e'

[alias_kev]

I would like to complain about my brain being full of fluff and me being generally useless. Between the anxiety & the meds I have the brain of a goldfish.

I had promised to be watching my inbox for a message from another member who was about to have a really tough shitty afternoon (if it went well). And I missed it. Feeling like a really crap friend and an arse. There I said it.

[ladybird64]

I have 2 complaints.

The first is about Kev calling himself useless and a crap friend..judging by some of his posts I know it ain't so. He needs to cut himself some slack and realise that we are all "fluff-heads" at some point..the main thing is he didn't deliberately miss the email.

Stop nagging yourself Kev otherwise I wil be forced to complain further

Second complaint-BT Rang them for my MAC code to change broadband providers and they are giving me grief and trying to get a load of money from me. Greedy gits, they are getting nowt.

[KK77]

Brenda has the brain of a goldfish at times. She keeps wearing Miss BB's clothes by "accident" (whateveeerrr). Talking of "fluff" - there was loads of it in the old shredder that Barbara got us. Methinks someone not a million miles away has been using the shredder on their hairy legs. Pffffffft

[ladybird64]

As long as it's only their legs....

[KK77]

That's what makes me worry LB. Some of the fluff looked distinctly of the bum variety pfffft

[bottleblond]

Right that does it.
I have just gone through my wardrobe in the office and my VERY best over the shoulder boulder holder has gone amis!!!!

POLICE!!!!!!!!!!!

[KK77]

I've informed Scotland Yard....They're on their way BB

[bottleblond]

Thank you Mel! It's gone beyond complaining this time.

[bottleblond]

I would like to complain about the comments regarding my sex change operation last week.
Too many people are passing unkind comments on my appearance.
I am unable to use the bra that Bottleblond kindly sent me, but have fixed it up as a hammock in the garden instead.
I would also like to thank her for the leaftlet called 'gardening for women' which I have found very useful.
I must admit my hair is not as pretty as it should be but Bottleblond sent me a video showing me how to do
it and I now know how to blow if needed.
I did not open the box Bottleblond posted to me as it said "Rampant Rabbit" on it and I'm not allowed to have
pets in the warden controlled home where I live, so I sent it on to the vicarage. I'm sure the vicars wife can
find a place for it alongside her Ferby.
I hope my complaints will be dealt with.
Regards
Brenda Richards (nee tremble)

Ffsk lmfao rofl pmfsl where is me chamber pot????
Sorry can't deal with these complaints as they are FAR too funny...Will pass this to my superior..Mel!!