Complaints Box: post your daily moans...

[KK77]

Complaints Database Virus Scan

Scan Status: In Progress
Complaints Scanned: 1,772,081
Complaints Infected: 1,772,081
Complaints Quarantined: 2,999
Complaints Dumped: 77,344
Complaints Incinerated: 7,097
Complaints Inoculated: 0
Complaints Staff: KK


End of report

[MyNameIsTerry]

Crikey its the nurse from our local surgery!!

You jammy beggar!!!

[MyNameIsTerry]

Tesco I think, on the tills.

Probably the meat counter? Used to handling a large salami...

[fishman65]

Probably the meat counter? Used to handling a large salami...

They sell chipolatas too Terry

[Lolalee1]

BB( with no e) gave me the position of Old Scrubber well I am back.

1. Please keep your posts clean
2.Donations for Rubber gloves.
3.My mop needs a new head.

[AntsyVee]

BB( with no e) gave me the position of Old Scrubber well I am back.

1. Please keep your posts clean
2.Donations for Rubber gloves.
3.My mop needs a new head.

Uh oh...this is going to be just like school, isn't it? I'm going to get in trouble and then be sent to detention for "campus beautification" :/

[MyNameIsTerry]

They sell chipolatas too Terry

Yeah, Lord Prescott told me

[Lolalee1]

Uh oh...this is going to be just like school, isn't it? I'm going to get in trouble and then be sent to detention for "campus beautification" :/

only the school of rock and tattooing Detention will be scrubbing the shite house and filling up the tena machine.None of this “campus beautification” you will get tattooed

[KK77]

only the school of rock and tattooing Detention will be scrubbing the shite house and filling up the tena machine.None of this “campus beautification” you will get tattooed

BB left a note for you in broom cupbaord...

"Dear Lola

Please change the head of the scrubber as it doesn't give a good polish anymore and you know how fussy MM can be

BB (No "e")"


Status: ****head

[KK77]

Complaints Database Virus Scan

Scan Status: Complete
Complaints Scanned: +100trillion
Complaints Infected: All
Complaints Quarantined: +2million
Complaints Incinerated: All
Members Banned: 33
Complaints Staff: KK

End of report