Holiday cover!!...Are you insane?. No I'm afraid this just won't do agent Cath. Can't you postpone?. Like put everything on hold just for a week or so?.
Mullet is next to useless!. I asked him to replenish the urinal cakes but when he started foaming at the mouth and sneezing bubbles, I realise the greedy sod must have thought they were real cakes and scoffed them.
Del is busy hugging trees and talking to people wearing crash helmets. (Don't ask).
Fish is so remote, I can't even find him on the radar and Lola is sunning herself in New Zealand.
What is one to do?.