Complaints Box: post your daily moans...

[KK77]

I would give her the bra off my boobage if she would stay.

One is pig sick so beggering off to watch some tosh on tv and calm down.

Bring me a stuffed one please matey!.

Keep your boobage in your boulder-holders, for the Wee Man's sake. You know it took us a whole day to cram them back in last time you decided to do those arm flinging exercises

Status: 1, 2, 3, 4....

[bottleblond]

Not to mention the Cherry picker and tow truck to help.

[bottleblond]

I wish you complain about my friend. She is in Abu Dhabi at the moment and complaining about the heat before saying............I hope it's a bit cooler by the time we arrive in India!. Yeah of course it's going to be lovely and cool in India in August.

She's such a silly sausage!.

[KK77]

BB.... I have unlocked Complaints Room 799 for a squat...I mean tenant to temporarily sleep in. Please have the Star Wars rug and duvet washed and ready as they'll be moving in at 33:99 hours tonight.

Oh....and a cuppa while you're at it

Status: A woman's work is....

NEXT!

[KK77]

BB has been busy doing adminy things (as an Admin should) and this morning finally went on our First Aid For Dummies course with Rod. I'm not sure what happened, but Rod rang me from a Copshop 10 mins later, babbling in a foreignshire language. I will await BB's return to explain what the devil she did to the poor illegal swine

Status: Copped it

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[bottleblond]

Apologies, I seem to have been entangled in some handcuffs.

Unfortunately Rod was seen huffing and puffing across the street with our dummy over his shoulder shouting obscenities at me in Polski's. Someone got the wrong end of the sick and phoned the police. Next thing me knew, we were surrounded with armed police and told to"get down and spread them", I obviously complied but Rod not being able to pick up the lingo, threw the dummy in the air and started babbling again.

Hence the night in the cells.

Worry not, the little incident has been cleared up and we were free to go.

[Fishmanpa]

Boobage, handcuffs, "get down and spread em"? What the hell is going on over there?!

Status: Out of the loop

Positive thoughts

[KK77]

Apologies, I seem to have been entangled in some handcuffs.

Unfortunately Rod was seen huffing and puffing across the street with our dummy over his shoulder shouting obscenities at me in Polski's. Someone got the wrong end of the sick and phoned the police. Next thing me knew, we were surrounded with armed police and told to"get down and spread them", I obviously complied but Rod not being able to pick up the lingo, threw the dummy in the air and started babbling again.

Hence the night in the cells.

Worry not, the little incident has been cleared up and we were free to go.

Oh! It must have been hell for you....handcuffs, uniforms and told to "spread them"

I'm afraid Rod has gone into a catatonic, zombie state and keeps repeating "Spread 'em!" over and over

These illegals are more bother than they're friggin' worth pffft.

Tea, no sugar, merci....

Status: Spreading

[bottleblond]

Boobage, handcuffs, "get down and spread em"? What the hell is going on over there?!

Status: Out of the loop

Positive thoughts

I felt the hand of the law, Fish!.

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Oh! It must have been hell for you....handcuffs, uniforms and told to "spread them"

I'm afraid Rod has gone into a catatonic, zombie state and keeps repeating "Spread 'em!" over and over

These illegals are more bother than they're friggin' worth pffft.

Tea, no sugar, merci....

Status: Spreading

Oh dear, I fear we may have to buy his a huggy jacket.

Shall pop the kettle on.

[Fishmanpa]

I felt the hand of the law, Fish!.

Patted down and a full body cavity search I assume?

Status: Clear!

Positive thoughts