Complaints Box: post your daily moans...

[KK77]

Not my fault you've got too big for your tank Fish! Scared the life out of me when I clicked Post Reply button. Just glad you never quoted post and copied GIF on to this page too

Status: Overgrown

NEXT!

[yvonne_uk_98]

you lot are so funny, made me laugh.

[bottleblond]

KK, I'm back!.

Now please geroff Uranus and make me a cupa, I'm parched!.

[KK77]

KK, I'm back!.

Now please geroff Uranus and make me a cupa, I'm parched!.

Well, stone the crows (and Fish). You waltz into the office after being on the slope for days on end and demand a brew!

Now get to your work station and deal with all these complaints re bots (and make me a cuppa whilst making yours)

Status: Max Ed Room

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[bottleblond]

I will NOT!!.

I have booked Jamima to come in to the office at 5.45 to do my nails.

One Cane and Coo please!.

[KK77]

I have also had 53 complaints from Toby about "a squatter in my tank"

What is the meaning of this outrageous intrusion?

---------- Post added at 17:26 ---------- Previous post was at 17:23 ----------

I will NOT!!.

I have booked Jamima to come in to the office at 5.45 to do my nails.

One Cane and Coo please!.

Don't be obstructive Hoggy. You know those veins start popping in your forehead when you get like this

Status: Gets Mullet to go to kitchen

[bottleblond]

Worry not, Jamima is going to do your toenails with your favourite purple glitter varnish.

[KK77]

Worry not, Jamima is going to do your toenails with your favourite purple glitter varnish.

Ach in that case then... We shall say no more about this silly episode

I'll just fetch our tea....

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[bottleblond]

That's the ticket!.

[Fishmanpa]

Question is... do they do fins?

Status: Needing pampering

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