Complaints Box: post your daily moans...

[Fishmanpa]

I'll give you a "nice" clump round the gills, you rude and impertinent Fish!

Where's BB when I have to pass an urgent motion?

Status: Sorry?

I think BB as well as most of us in the office keep our distance when you're passing an urgent motion. I got you covered... TP is in the cabinet under the sink. I heard your hemmies were acting up so we bought the soft kind with lotion There's air freshener there as well.

Status: Coming up roses

[kimwolf]

the fact that im worrying about something that only happens when you worry

[Fishmanpa]

the fact that im worrying about something that only happens when you worry

We don't worry about worrying here in the complaint center because that just makes you worry more about worrying about a worry.

Status: What me worry?

Positive thoughts

[KK77]

I will get BB to worry about this worry so don't worry

Get the beers out Fish - doesn't look like BB will be dealing with passing of motion because she's still on Uranus

Status: Cheers

[yvonne_uk_98]

SMILE FOR YOU

Smiling is infectious: you catch it like the flu
When someone smiled at me today,
I started smiling too,
I passed around the corner and someone saw my grin
When he smiled I reaslised I'd passed it on to him,
I thought about that smile then I realised its worth,
A single smile, just like mine could travel round the earth,
So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected
Let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!

[Fishmanpa]

I will get BB to worry about this worry so don't worry

Get the beers out Fish - doesn't look like BB will be dealing with passing of motion because she's still on Uranus

Status: Cheers

Done... cold ones on ice. Poor BB... being stuck on Uranus is messy business for sure!

Status: incense lit!

[KK77]

Not sure about BB's current orbital movements but she seems to have left Uranus and is heading for the Moon. Wish she'd follow a sensible vector instead of all these orbital twists and turns in space

Put the kettle on, Fish. I have to discuss a few Trump complaints I'm sending your way for composting - 6.6 million to be exact

NEXT!

[bottleblond]

Apologies comrades, I was actually stuck in a VERY black hole attempting to help KK pass his motion. Unfortunately the motion is still lodged and may need further assistance. I have called a rather reputable offshore drilling company for assistance so we'll see if their professional equipment can help pass the aforementioned motion.

STATUS: Clenching.

[KK77]

There was a mild explosion and motion has now been dislodged and passed with flying brown colours

Let it be a lesson to the pets: don't mess with my shit

Cuppa please - and make it strong!

Status: Exhausted

[bottleblond]

Glad all is better. It's a helluva thing, trying to pass a lodged motion !.