Re: Complaints Box: post your daily moans...
Apparently, Crimbo is all about "giving" - so why haven't I got a single present?
Ach, Cmrd P! I took the bold action of taking £9.98 from Complaints petty cash because I saw a sledgehammer on sale for half price. It comes with instructions: "Lift up and then allow to fall swiftly with swinging motion onto object..." I thought it would come in handy next time you visit your local Tescopoly chain
Status: Swinging to and fro
NEXT!
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Never Surrender, Comrade