Complaints Box: post your daily moans...

[Carnation]

Great to see you still here BB

[BikerMatt]

It was until you started all this udder tripe

Status: CLOSED!

Stop talking balls do you know who i arm?!

[KK77]

Now then that is a funny bone after all FMP, Anyone for a game of tennis ATB

I'm afraid Fish has fin-nis elbow

[Carnation]

I too thought the Office was closed for BH?
Let's face it, even complaints need a break from the rat race.
Finger's crossed that you don't get too much mail to thumb through and you can get some shut eye.

[Fishmanpa]

I'm afraid Fish has fin-nis elbow

I went to the doctor and had to take the carpel tunnel because there was a traffic jam on the main artery. Bought a lotto ticket on the way home even though it's a lung shot to win. Almost had an accident but managed to avoid it by driving on the shoulder. Hope everyone had a hip hopping nice kneester.

FMP

[pulisa]

I hope my heart-y Easter greetings to you all won't be in vein!

I'll make no bones about it though, Bank Holidays are normally a giant pain in the a*se for me!

[Bigboyuk]

Great to see you still here BB

I thank you Carnation ATB

---------- Post added at 10:22 ---------- Previous post was at 10:13 ----------

I'm afraid Fish has fin-nis elbow

Ha ha well we mustn't molly cod-dle him too much, he will be just fin-e ATB

[KK77]

NOTICE

Skully and Gullet will be running a skeleton service today so you're not gall left pout on a limb

On beheart of Comfaints Depheartment

SEXT!

[KK77]

Royal Mail (Part 2)

So the "woman" and "baby" have stolen my package! RM is now saying they couldn't retrieve it and it is officially lost

Never thought I'd ever lose my package. Wouldn't be surprised if the baby ate it for tea! Snotty little swine

Status: *Burp*

[pulisa]

I blame the Russians...