Complaints Box: post your daily moans...

[KK77]

I blame the Russians...

Oh, you have intelligence, Agent P?

Please get onto it straight away! I knew those sneaky Russians had designs on my package

Status: Booking ticket

NEXT!

[pulisa]

Oh, you have intelligence, Agent P?

Please get onto it straight away! I knew those sneaky Russians had designs on my package

Status: Booking ticket

NEXT!

Well don't tell Hollow but I am Intelligence....

I suspect that you wouldn't want your package back now anyway after it has been processed.

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[KK77]

Well don't tell Hollow but I am Intelligence....

I suspect that you wouldn't want your package back now anyway after it has been processed.

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[pulisa]

Shaken, stirred and liquidated.

[KK77]

I certainly hope my package hasn't been "shaken, stirred and liquidated"!

Any news? I can't be walking around like this - think of my street cred, I say!

Status: Packageless

[pulisa]

I'm afraid sacrifices have to be made in the name of national security, KK.

I can confirm that your package has been assessed, processed and classified as "of considerable significance".

I await further news and will inform you of developments. Chin up and all that.

[BikerMatt]

You two really make me chuckle

[pulisa]

You two really make me chuckle

It's the way we tell 'em...

[KK77]

I'm afraid sacrifices have to be made in the name of national security, KK.

I can confirm that your package has been assessed, processed and classified as "of considerable significance".

I await further news and will inform you of developments. Chin up and all that.

If you're sure my package is required for the good of fellow countrymen and women, then I suppose one has to submit one's fullest assets*

*Just make sure you get it back in one piece by Saturday night

Status: Load of diktat

NEXT!

[pulisa]

If you're sure my package is required for the good of fellow countrymen and women, then I suppose one has to submit one's fullest assets*

*Just make sure you get it back in one piece by Saturday night

Status: Load of diktat

NEXT!

Unfortunately there are no guarantees when one is dealing with sensitive areas such as your package. Subordination will also not be tolerated.

The official line is that your package is pending. An update will be issued at the discretion of the Overseer (She who must be Obeyed)