Complaints Box: post your daily moans...

[KK77]

Unfortunately there are no guarantees when one is dealing with sensitive areas such as your package. Subordination will also not be tolerated.

The official line is that your package is pending. An update will be issued at the discretion of the Overseer (She who must be Obeyed)

Don't be preposterous, Agent P! I will NOT be subordinate and bow down to ANYONE - certainly NOT that jumped-up "lady" and snotty-nosed "baby" in a diaper! Last time I bowed down to someone was when MM came to inspect the offices - and I stuck two fingers up behind his back as he was leaving (or one)

I think we're going to have to bite the bullet and go straight to the top. Find out who they're working for and inspect their official papers. We need to meet their leaders

Status: Frisking in process

NEXT!

[pulisa]

I'm onto it, Agent KK.

If I fail to post again on here instructions have been left in PO Box 666 as regards how to proceed. Intelligence received suggests that we are batting on a sticky wicket. The mission is coded Red Hot.

Ciao for now.

[KK77]

May the force of the Red Hot package be with you, Agent P

[pulisa]

I Feel the Force, Comrade..

[Carnation]

Would that be 'air-force' or 'brute-force'?
I would be particularly worried if it is air-force coming from the rear!

[pulisa]

Would that be 'air-force' or 'brute-force'?
I would be particularly worried if it is air-force coming from the rear!

I have no doubt I will be dealing with plenty of brutes on my mission to retrieve agent KK's package, Carnation. Any rearguard action will be quashed and nullified. I repeat, dissent will not be tolerated on my watch.

[KK77]

I have no doubt I will be dealing with plenty of brutes on my mission to retrieve agent KK's package, Carnation. Any rearguard action will be quashed and nullified. I repeat, dissent will not be tolerated on my watch.

Spiffing work, Agent P! I'm sure you will root out all evil from the bottom up

Status: *Paaaarrrrrppppp*

NEXT!

[KK77]

RM Saga

So, I got a replacement .... ... ........ .... today as my first package is still AWOL.

But that bloody "woman and baby" ....... .... .. ..... . .... .... .



[Edited by: Complaints Admin; Reason: Talking about inappropriate symptoms/actions]

[pulisa]

Your package has been revamped and replaced seeing as it is Saturday night.

Unfortunately various anomalies occurred in the processing of said package and there may be discrepancies...

The woman and baby are no longer available for comment.

[KK77]

"Discrepancies"?

Please explain, dear Agent 00P, because when I tried my package on tonight, it only reached halfway down, and usually it almost touches the floor. I knew someone had tampered with the blasted ummm....y'know....thing

Status: Street cred failure