Complaints Box: post your daily moans...

[KK77]

Who is personage payable for "professional services" rendered and have you checked their status and credentials? There has been a spate of "fake professionals" recently. Please make sure they're not bogus and definitely One Of Us

[pulisa]

Rest assured that Said Personage has been Positively Vetted and Radioactively Sanitised. He also banks at Nat West.

Sources report that he is of Latin descent and reportedly hears drums on starry nights.

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I think it prudent to Take A Chance On ......Him

[KK77]

We have had complaints about AB*A, Agent 00P. Knowing You, Knowing Me, I don't know what the blazes and hell they're on about pffft. Since BB passed a motion banning A***, there has been no mention of the pesky Swedes

There have also been complaints about those parasitic royals again. Unfortunately, I banned any complaints re royals last year, and it's straight into the shredder, as I won't be working directly or indirectly for any Firm.

Anyone would think I was born yesterday

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[pulisa]

Best to send out an SOS with any mention of the dastardly Swedish ensemble.

As for the royals, hopefully the breeding season is over for the time being and the elderly lot are being put out to grass. However potential is there for an upsurge in activity in the coming weeks.

We need to be monitoring this interloper. Who does he think he is? Asleep on the job? Do not be fooled by false appearances. He may kid us that he was born yesterday but this individual is dangerous.

[KK77]

Who in the name of Fernando is this interloper and what is his biz? I sincerely hope he isn't involved in the abduction and theft of my package? I'll drum his lugs if I get hold of him, the thieving swine!

Status: Stars in their eyes

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[Magic]

I am quite miffed. My hubby had an invitation from contact the elderly organised by GP's surgery. Be Our Guest. A free tea party in May. No mention of me!!!
I cannot see him going. No he won't go. I can't see him sitting for cake and tea.
Maybe good for people who cannot get out who are elderly.
I sure don't think of him being elderly or me either for that matter . HOW DARE THEY!

[KK77]

NOTICE

Due to major refurbishment of Complaints HQ (incl a new bar), I will be away on annual leave until further notice.

Agent 00P and Fish will be remotely manning and woman-ing a temporary complaints desk.

Status: Booking flight

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[KK77]

Complaints Dept is now open for biz so please state your complaint in no more than 2 words and kindly keep it brief

Status: No rest for wicked

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[yvonne_uk_98]

I'm waiting on a parcel coming today, I hope the parcel women/guy will wait until I get to the door.

some of them do not wait, I'm not that fast at walking to the front door.

rant over.

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the parcel women waited for me to answer the door, all praises to the Most High.

[BikerMatt]

I live near Beachy Head, it's just been on our local news warning people not to go near the edge. They were showing pictures of people from over the weekend standing within feet of the edge, all for a picture!! What really makes it worse is people were doing it with young children!! Muppets!!