Complaints Box: post your daily moans...

[KK77]

Spiffing idea, Agent 00P! The Crack Team excel at rearguard action.

I will notify BB and her shires about the perpetrator remaining at large and to keep windows closed against any flying excremental matter

Status: Nipped in the bum

[KK77]

We've had more complaints about the sun being too hot... I don't know what the fuss is all about - it's just a yellow blob in the sky, for the Wee Man's sake

Meanwhile, BB has been keeping cool, as the new "luxury" warehouse where she works apparently has air con. I did ask MM to fix the Complaints Office air con numerous times, but he said to simply "open the windows". He doesn't know that we moved to an old underground sewage plant when BB resigned

Status: Going down

[KK77]

Walnut Whips

I purchased a pack of 3 "Walnut Whips" and was horrified to discover NO walnuts on them! Instead, they're simply called "Whips" and absolutely tiny to boot. Utter con and swindle pffft.

Status:

[Scass]

Walnut Whips

I purchased a pack of 3 "Walnut Whips" and was horrified to discover NO walnuts on them! Instead, they're simply called "Whips" and absolutely tiny to boot. Utter con and swindle pffft.

Status:

That’s a disgrace!!
In M&S now they do flavoured ones, which I think is a bit weird. I do love a walnut whip.


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[KK77]

That’s a disgrace!!
In M&S now they do flavoured ones, which I think is a bit weird. I do love a walnut whip.


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Utter disgrace, Agent Scass!

M&S, you say? My area is far too common for an M&S so I shall have a wander next time I'm in your neck of the (more upmarket) woods

Status: Pending sampling

NEXT!

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Oh dear me...a Canadian bot

What's all that abooot then?

[mezzaninedoor]

Dear America,
How does Trump keep getting away with it?
Yours Sincerely,
The UK

[KK77]

Your complaint has been noted and shredded, Mezz. Please complain again soon

_________________________________

Dear 00P

We have had complaints regarding people posting what they had to eat on Facebook. Please delete these posts forthwith. The self-indulgent swines

Dinner Status: Cheese and tom toastie with Peri Peri sauce dip

[mezzaninedoor]

Dear UK,
How does Boris keep getting away with it?
Yours Sincerely,
The USofA

[pulisa]

BoJo, DT, Poison Putin....

Why not put them all in the Celeb Big Brother house for the Summer...there wouldn't need to be evictions with Putin's advisors applying special measures...

Where's Churchill when you need him?

[yvonne_uk_98]

my friend bought some chocolate pop corn, I tried some, they taste awful.


my friend told me well the sort of grow on ya, really, I not seen any pop up from my friend yet.