Complaints Box: post your daily moans...

[Quinn1]

I am in Far North of the country,QLD.I had watched those deadly fire storms in CA,terrible.
People here would kill for 3 days of rain,mud and all.Thank-you for replying to me Vee x

[AntsyVee]

Always

One of my students asked me a question the other day I had no answer for: If the Queen passes, and Prince Charles becomes King, will they rename it Kingsland? LOL

[Quinn1]

That sounds funny Vee,we have a Kingscliff Kingswood Kingsville I think that is etough,lol.
Queensland is bad enough.x

[KK77]

Always

One of my students asked me a question the other day I had no answer for: If the Queen passes, and Prince Charles becomes King, will they rename it Kingsland? LOL

Thank you for your complaint/query, Miss V.

Unfortunately Agt P decreed a total ban on royal matters and your query has been sent to the recycle bin pending deletion.

We treat all royal issues with the utmost importance and destroy them before they have a chance to inbreed and replicate

Status: Heir today, gone tomorrow

[KK77]

Forecast Here......Heat heat and more heat.I will ask Agt P to speak to the relevant bodies on her return

Quinn (aka) 2007

Thank you for your job application re our Oz Complaints Division. I can confirm skills needed for this position:

1. Ability to press "delete" button and/or operate a shredder.

We will be in touch re training, usually held on Loondays, and starting salary based on our zero hours-zero pay scheme.



On behalf of Complaints Dept

Captn Skully (dead since 1889)

[pulisa]

Thank you for your complaint/query, Miss V.

Unfortunately Agt P decreed a total ban on royal matters and your query has been sent to the recycle bin pending deletion.

We treat all royal issues with the utmost importance and destroy them before they have a chance to inbreed and replicate

Status: Heir today, gone tomorrow

I have sent in the extermination squad to decontaminate the offending location of Woking in view of historical toxic spores. The threat to local residents is currently significant. I have turned myself in to the local authorities to have myself sanitised.

Status: Pizzad off

[AntsyVee]

That sounds funny Vee,we have a Kingscliff Kingswood Kingsville I think that is etough,lol.
Queensland is bad enough.x

LOL Hey, I'm just happy when they can pick out Australia on a map. Hell, I'm happy if they can pick out the US on a map!

[AntsyVee]

Have you ever noticed how many of my issues get sent to the recycle bin due to the complaints department around here? Conspiracy. I'm gonna call Noivous.

[KK77]

Have you ever noticed how many of my issues get sent to the recycle bin due to the complaints department around here? Conspiracy. I'm gonna call Noivous.

Complaint Status: In composting bin

[KK77]

THREE squares of choc a "daily serving"?

Gwan pizzoff!


Choc Status: In rubbish bin with family size wrapper