Complaints Box: post your daily moans...

[KK77]

Maybe the sheep had developed herd immunity so tested negative? Embaaa-rrassing though.

I hope kiwi fruit aren't covid-friendly because I eat loads of them in the misguided belief that they enhance the immune system!

I hope Sheeple don't all flock to buy them and push up their price as kiwis are somewhat precious as it is

[pulisa]

They are my secret weapon..so keep it dark!!

A better bet than the Corona blueberries from Spain now on sale at Tesco..

[KK77]

COVID NEWS (UK Edition)


Up to 80% not 'susceptible' to COVID-19

[KK77]

COVID NEWS (Ireland Edition)


Interview with Prof Dolores Cahill discussing COVID-19 and lockdown


World Renowned Immunologist & Molecular Biologist

Professor Dolores Cahill received her Honours degree in Molecular Genetics from Trinity College Dublin (1989) and her PhD in Immunology & Biotechnology from Dublin City University (1994). She was awarded an EU ‘Human Capital and Mobility’ Post-doctoral Fellow, Technical University, Munich, Germany (1994-1995).



https://londonreal.tv/professor-dolo...an-its-saving/

[KK77]

COVID NEWS (UK Edition)


The Dentistry Madness


How to tell an Englishman? By his rotting teeth of course

[Midnight-mouse]

Logging a complaint that all printers are possessed, evil devices. Damn thing didn’t update its drivers (supposed to be automatic) and therefore my attempts at printing resulted in it eating half a pack of my (expensive!) good paper and drinking more ink than I’d usually use in two months!


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[Hollow]

Logging a complaint that all printers are possessed, evil devices. Damn thing didn’t update its drivers (supposed to be automatic) and therefore my attempts at printing resulted in it eating half a pack of my (expensive!) good paper and drinking more ink than I’d usually use in two months!

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I'm assuming you're using a ink jet printer, they usually have these issues if you don't use them for a while. Laser jet printers are much more reliable and cheaper to run especially if you're mostly doing black n white printing.

[Midnight-mouse]

I'm assuming you're using a ink jet printer, they usually have these issues if you don't use them for a while. Laser jet printers are much more reliable and cheaper to run especially if you're mostly doing black n white printing.

I actually use both (but my laser jet is monotone) I use my inkjet for art prints, admittedly it’s my own fault for not manually checking that everything was updated before using it but it always seems I need to go in with backup every time I need to do a business print, it seems to take two people to wrangle a printer!


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[AntsyVee]

Death to printers! Viva la revolucion!

[KK77]

Death to printers! Viva la revolucion!

Thank you for your complaint, Ms Vee.

Unfortunately, as I was printing your complaint, the office printer blew up! Fortunately, I was wearing PPE, including laminated visor.

It transpires that the printer was an experimental decoy created by Agt P. The devices were to be sold to parking services companies enabling Agt P to detonate the device, destroying parking fines (and the whole building) as they were being printed, as per her "War on Parking" operation.

Status: Blown off