Complaints Box: post your daily moans...

[AntsyVee]

Can I have some of these printers? Do you know if P made anymore? They will work well in my new regime.

[KK77]

Can I have some of these printers? Do you know if P made anymore? They will work well in my new regime.

Agt P does indeed have a spare model in her loft (attic in US-shires), which can be bought (through me of course) for the very reasonable sum of ONLY $3,033.00.

Please transfer funds to: KK Kuhn. Bank Leumi (UK). Acc No: 777007. Sort Code: XX-PP-UU.

Nice doing biz with you

[AntsyVee]

I sent the payment. It's post dated to November, 9, 2020. Hope that's not a problem!

[KK77]

I sent the payment. It's post dated to November, 9, 2020. Hope that's not a problem!

Don't be ludicrous! You know I won't even exist in November if your "World Domination" plan goes ahead

Pay now and I'll give you an "elite" discount of $1,000. It's an offer you simply cannot refuse

[AntsyVee]

We might have to do some bartering. I'm low on funds after paying to get Kim Jung Un sick

[KK77]

We might have to do some bartering. I'm low on funds after paying to get Kim Jung Un sick

Pffft. How much to take out the overgrown pumpkin head for good? I can get funding for up to £7m from Bank Leumi. They're a most helpful bank and I have an excellent credit score with them


Status: Figuring out

[AntsyVee]

Okay, but just a warning. We may have to take out his sister as well. And unlike him, I can't put stuff in her food.

[MyNameIsTerry]

Don't be ludicrous! You know I won't even exist in November if your "World Domination" plan goes ahead

Pay now and I'll give you an "elite" discount of $1,000. It's an offer you simply cannot refuse

Haven't you noticed your position as head of complaints in the new regime, Lord KK?

[AntsyVee]

He might be mad he’s after Agent P

[KK77]

He might be mad he’s after Agent P

Absolute rot! Agt P and I have found ourselves in many positions before but I cannot comment on our current one due to its sensitive nature


Status: U-turn