Complaints Box: post your daily moans...

[Catkins]

Got a spot on my lip, not on the edge but right in the middle. How is this even possible? Definitely a spot, I squeezed it and a bit of pus came out. Then I felt discomfort in my inner thigh - hey presto another spot, again gave it a squeeze and yuk came out.

My colleague at work said I'm just a festering mass and he thinks one day I'll just explode. I do hope not.

[pulisa]

I love popping spots and seeing the pus come out! Far better than bubblewrap therapy!

Try not to abscess about your spots, Catkins! You're certainly not a festering mass..He's just jealous!

[Catkins]

Try not to abscess about your spots

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I'm a bugger - I really can't leave them alone! The one on my thigh may need examining prior to bed.

[Lencoboy]

I love popping spots and seeing the pus come out! Far better than bubblewrap therapy!

Try not to abscess about your spots, Catkins! You're certainly not a festering mass..He's just jealous!

Great wordplay there Pulisa!

[MyNameIsTerry]

I love popping spots and seeing the pus come out! Far better than bubblewrap therapy!

Try not to abscess about your spots, Catkins! You're certainly not a festering mass..He's just jealous!

His chat up technique needs some work

Tell him to puss off. Or maybe act like a bacteria and go forth & multiply

[MyNameIsTerry]

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I'm a bugger - I really can't leave them alone! The one on my thigh may need examining prior to bed.

MrCatkins, there's your opening (no pun intended ) fella.

[Lencoboy]

His chat up technique needs some work

Tell him to puss off. Or maybe act like a bacteria and go forth & multiply

The wordplay gets better and better!

Most ironic considering this thread is about complaining and moaning!

[pulisa]

I'm a sore loser when it comes to spot puns so I refuse to proclaim Terry the wordplay vector!

[Catkins]

MrCatkins, there's your opening (no pun intended ) fella.

🤣🤣 there was absolutely no chance of that happening!

[Catkins]

Bloody hell what wild weather! The wind kept rattling our door knocked which was slightly alarming during the night.