Complaints Box: post your daily moans...

[KK77]

Bloody Rooby... Still repeating on me today Pffffffft. Some people have no manners Sue

Do you know where my catapult is then? I feel defenceless without my water pistol

[diane07]

Cowgirl di here,

We will have no pistol fighting, water guns or catapults.

And we will have no wild horses running around on NMP regardless of whether they suffer anx or not

Thanks very much lol!

[nomorepanic]

What about Alex's horse Di - Arnold - he is well behaved.

I reckon the horses are spooked by the moles on here and as for cowboys - pah the indians always win anyway - they scalp them lol.

I thought this was a complaint thread so here goes...

why does Stella have too many alcohol units in it? I am trying to cut down but I need Stella lol yum yum

[blue moon]

LOL....the horse looks more like a donkey or ass..lol
Why do people have to start lawn mowers at 7.30 saturday morning,when I need my beauty sleep
Petra x

[diane07]

Nicola, i shall make a complaint to The Stella Company today and tell them to make it weaker lol!

And Arnold is a tamed horse so he can stay, were just not having wild ones!

I'd like to complain that how come my little girl insists on waking me up so early on a saturday morning and within 5 minutes of being up she tells me she is bored

[KK77]

As this is a Complaints Box we can no longer deal with the amount of complaints we've been receiving about Nellie Ranger the Wild Mare. You are being referred here for any sightings... http://www.nomorepanic.co.uk/showthr...909#post701909

Thank you for your continued patience while we lose your complaint.

MM

[shinderuko]

I'd like to complain about catching a cold in 'summer'

[KK77]

I wasn't aware that it was summer with this utterly crap weather pffft. I was speaking to a member here the other day who admitted to switching the heating on... Mel will do no such thing in August!

Low pressure my bum

[shinderuko]

I was tempted to switch the heating on the other day but made do with blankets, jumpers and hot water bottles instead.

[KK77]

Apparently, the best form of "free" heat is someone else's body. I'm still searching