Re: Complaints Box: post your daily moans...
Originally Posted by
myra
Eh,
hello Melancholia, um, you know that heavy duty shredder I mentioned
um, and the holiday
Well, I'm so sorry - it's not goin to happen this week
I apologise for getting your hopes up and getting everyone excited about the incinerator
. As usual I didn't even win a tenner
!! Sorry
Myra x
Well, Missy has been in tears Myra. She was looking forward to sun, sea and *ahem* and had even packed her *ahems*s.
The incinerator has been ordered and is on its way. I took the money Brenda had saved for a boob-job. Bad boobs - the incinerator is more important.
I look forward to next week's lottery, Myra (maybe you should change those numbers - Brenda always banks on 6s and 9s).
PS. I hope you're feeling better after your ordeal. Make sure you complain!
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