Complaints Box: post your daily moans...

[KK77]

I added his feathers to my cap

[bottleblond]

Oh i bet you look a right corker poppet.

Why are you not out on the lash tonight please? xx

[KK77]

MM will lash you if he gets hold of you pffft. You can run but you cannot hide

MM was just having a civilised drink and smoke and contemplating whether Einstein was right all along (I think he was simply off his rocker)

I may have to discuss this with prof Rous.

[bottleblond]

Nah Einstein got it all wrong with the relativity...only thing that is relative is a stuffed crust and a tennents........

Catch me if ya can ..............

[yvonne_uk_98]

I like to complain, to take away immagrants human rights, is actually taking away everyone's human rights. what a sly way to take away human rights, use the immagrants, use them as the excuse to take everyones human rights away. so sad our governement want so much to do that. and people are accepting it.

[Rous]

### Prof. Rous pops in to office wearing his "Einstein was nothing but a monkey!" t-shirt, then after doting in the office for 10 mins heads back out for a late lunch with Prof. Hawking. ###

[KK77]

Prof Rous - meet me in the observatory at 6pm sharp for my lecture on quantum mechanics and the theory of complaints obliteration relative to the position of the shredder.

Be there or be square

[bottleblond]

I wish to complain that just when i was enjoying the weekend, it's now nearly over. MM has neglecting his shredding duties so now i have to spend the rest of the evening in the complaints office doing his menial tasks.

Rous is still asleep on the complaints desk and SH Sue has dropped 3 stitches due to her 'AHEM* pattern and now has to rip away four rows and do them all over again.

Ah well no rest for the wicked...............

[yvonne_uk_98]

you lot are defo mad, though you all make me laugh...lol

[yvonne_uk_98]

http://dailytelegraph.newspaperdirec...er/viewer.aspx

go to front page, at the bottom of screen click on magnifying glass to see front page of The Sunday Telegraph to do with in a RED BOX END HUMAN RIGHTS FARCE. article 8 of human rights, the right to privacy and family life etc...

Head line: 102 forign offenders we cant deport.

this is the government using the immergrants as an exucse to get rid of the human rights act.

this affects everyone.