Complaints Box: post your daily moans...

[bottleblond]

Oor MM is going to be soooooo impressed by the lack or complaints in his abcense.

We have all been good MM. Honest we have!!!!

Hope you don't have any erm white bits after your holiday shinanigans. BB will be there immediate with her bronzing stick and blush brush to fill in any blanks but my poly fila has dried up so i'm afraid i can't fill in the cracks.

Missed you my poppetino

xxxx

[nikk_dolittle]

I complain that I want my Stephan back now :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

xx

[lior]

Finding it harder to get started in the mornings. Coming back home has made me more sad than I've been for months.

[KK77]

Tsssk. The office stinks to high heaven and someone left a dog end in my smalls drawer (BB) Even the fishnets I stole from Sue have disappeared and one is most displeased that someone has been nibbling at my gherkin while I've been away

I have a white bit on the left-hand corner of my right-hand lower ahem so get your paint out BB and fly round pronto pffft

MM will be functioning fully and resuming chopping duties before you can say "banned"

[bottleblond]

MM i have been keeping my wet tea bags as i did predict a few white spots on ickle Mel. Worry not poppet, we'll have you sorted before you can say 'stuffed one'!!.

I'm so glad you had a splendifferous holiday and fab to have you back.

Right back to business...it's your round.........

[KK77]

Righty ho BB but be careful - lil Mel has had an eventful and tiring time of late

MM will indeed buy you and RH/SHS a round or two (on the complaints dept tab of course)

Back to biz it is....

[bottleblond]

That sounds like the beez kneez. Make mine a pint

[KK77]

Okayie BB... Now where's me troosers?

[bottleblond]

Donald has borrowed them

[KK77]

Ah, I thought so

Fishnets it is then - prepare yourself