Good to hear the other side of the story, Brenda tsk tsk. I will be dealing with your complaints when the police have gone.
Please bear with me.
NMP Complaints Mismanagement Controller
Good to hear the other side of the story, Brenda tsk tsk. I will be dealing with your complaints when the police have gone.
Please bear with me.
KK
Never Surrender, Comrade
NMP Complaints Mismanagement Controller
POLICE STATEMENT
Miss Brenda Richards***
of 69 Big Toole's Place (Residential Home)
I, B Richards, am innocent re the allegations against me. I'm not even allowed a pussy here let alone a rabbit running rampant. My boobs are still cupcakes and I couldn't possibly get into bolder-holders of that circumference.
B RICHARDS
KK
Never Surrender, Comrade
Banned
....Id like to say all this frivolity has made me soak me clean carpet, and Pull a bleeding muscle in my stomach ....
Junior Member
Ronny,
I'd like to complain muck has pinched my sex appeal, I'd like my donkey back ass well.
one of usMade for spirituality, we wallow in introspection.
Made for joy, we settle for pleasure.
Made for justice, we clamour for vengeance.
Made for relationship, we insist on our own way.
Made for beauty, we are satisfied with sentiment.
But new creation has already begun.
The sun has begun to rise.
Tom Wright, The Bishop of Durham
from Simply Christian
Senior Member
Mick..... Mel...Own up! I found these on the office floor this morning and well, they certainly ain't mine!! I swear i can't leave the pair of you alone for 5 minutes but you are getting up to no good. Now the owner has until the end of the day to claim these um...things!
BB no 'e'
"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice". Treat others as you would like to be treated yourself and you won't go far wrong.
Senior Member
I had a funny feeling that's what had gone on! Thanks Brenda! xx
"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice". Treat others as you would like to be treated yourself and you won't go far wrong.
Senior Member
OMG
"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice". Treat others as you would like to be treated yourself and you won't go far wrong.
NMP Zoo Keeper
Sorry to say this but these are the ones Lisa left in my office the other day.
I really dont know what shes playing at but I think she needs to be watched now. Tut tut!!!
xxxx
Senior Member
Pfffffffft....tsk.......ahem!!!
"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice". Treat others as you would like to be treated yourself and you won't go far wrong.
NMP Complaints Mismanagement Controller
Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff ffffffffffffffffffft
Is NOTHING sacred with you guys
So I had a bit of *ahem* on the office floor with Barbara's daughter last nightand wore the Y-Fronts that Miss BB bought me at Xmas tsk tsk.
Oh, and that cleaner has been SACKED for spelling Miss BB's name with an E pfffffffffffft Can't get the staff these days
*Miss BB: I can't believe you would leave your knicker-glories lying around tsk tsk .... PLUS, you told me you were a size 10!
So OWN UP - whose are those old bin liners (Brenda)?
KK
Never Surrender, Comrade
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