Complaints Box: post your daily moans...

[bottleblond]

Agent 'R' stood me up. Infact you all did so BB had to just put all her drinkies on the complaints tab.

[yvonne_uk_98]

I think it's about time the Complaints Dept medical team (BB minus the "e") visited you Yvonne.

We have a reputation for killing or curing someone (usually the former)

Hi mel,

thank you for your kind words, very much appreciated, thanks, so tired, going to sleep. cause pain, takin all pain killers I can take until midnight.

Yvonne ps so funny, cheered me up, thanks. lol

[suzy-sue]

Sorry you arent feeling too good Yvonne .You should start to feel better soon .Hope you feel better tomorrow .Get plenty of rest and look after yourself ..Luv SHS xx

[suzy-sue]

Agent 'R' stood me up. Infact you all did so BB had to just put all her drinkies on the complaints tab.

Im sorry i DIDNT GET BACK BB noE except when shes going wheeeeeey!!!... Trev blew me away into next week .with his rendition of "Blow the Wind Southerly" ..Ive only just got back minus me New brain that MM got me down the market ....I lost that too blew straight out me hands and went off into the night .....Will take me gas mask next time ...Dont mention Baps or eggs for at least a month ...Yuuuuck ..SHS aka RHS when its raining xx

[Rous]

*** Sneaks in... ***

*** Gently plunks down a 12 case of 40oz 18yr old Whisky on the Complaints Dept. Reception Desk. ***

*** Leaves a wee note that reads... ***

Dear Staff,

apologies for other night, please accept one bottle each with my compliments.

Yours, Agent R.

Ps. Ted is not to get one directly, Venus is to look after it for him.

*** Then after shredding the backlog of complaints, slowly sneaks back out in to the shadows from whence he came. ***

[Rous]

*** Hurredly sneaks back in to drop of a large glass jar. ***

*** Then after checking the label on the from reads properly, heads back to the darkness again. ***

For the Attention of Suzy-Sue,

One Brain with I.Q. quality of 220.

One semi-careful owner, enjoy!

[KK77]

Why thank you dear Agent R - very generous and kind of you. I have taken my bottle and put the rest on Ebay as drinking is strictly prohibited in the office you see

I have also taken possession of the brain and will see if it fits my head first and test it before passing it on to comrade Suzy. If it's better than mine then I might just give her my old brain - she's not picky like that, bless her

Oh the joys of being a head complaints chopper

[yvonne_uk_98]

I like to complain about feeling very low, feel so crap.

[bottleblond]

Agent 'V', one thinks you need to keep that fuzz bucked of yours in hand. I asked him to go do the shredding earlier and when he didn't come back 30 minutes later, i went to go see what he was up to and found this.....



Tsk please have a word with that ickle booger. It's just cost the complaints defo 99p to have the shredder mended.

[KK77]

Agent 'V', one thinks you need to keep that fuzz bucked of yours in hand. I asked him to go do the shredding earlier and when he didn't come back 30 minutes later, i went to go see what he was up to and found this.....



Tsk please have a word with that ickle booger. It's just cost the complaints defo 99p to have the shredder mended.

99p!

Dear God - I need a stiff drink down Ye Olde Feathers BB ... forthwith!