What a cracker! No wonder the strays have been howling all nightOriginally Posted by bottleblond
I's here Bottsie...Park yer backside poppet
NMP Complaints Mismanagement Controller
What a cracker! No wonder the strays have been howling all nightI's here Bottsie...Park yer backside poppet
KK
Never Surrender, Comrade
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Cheeky swine
"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice". Treat others as you would like to be treated yourself and you won't go far wrong.
Senior Member
I would like to complain profusely about MM.
I was invited round for 3 O'clock elevensies but when i got there i found him frequenting the greenhouse in the most uncouth manner....
And those ain't his *AHEMS* either. Tsk nevermind green fingers MM, more like sticking bloomin fingers. Give them back uber immediately....
"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice". Treat others as you would like to be treated yourself and you won't go far wrong.
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MM & BB .What a scream!!!! fab pics.
More please ----------------------------------------------
I am here to complain about a toy ironing board (christmas pressie)I ordered --came via a van who took it to the wrong house a ruddy mile away. I walked to get it---it was heavy --wooden, and to top it all self assembly---so it has taken 2 of us 1 and half hours to put it together. NOW i have no where to put it as it will not fold down.
NEVER AGAIN.
Magic
Senior Member
A mile away? Jings that van mans eyes must be painted on. What an utter nutter.
I shall have MM's wrath typed up and sent out without delay. I'm afraid at this time of year, the complaints staff choose to use pigeon post as we are saving the money from the stamps for our annual christmas knees up and sweaty Bettie's bap and burger joint.
"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice". Treat others as you would like to be treated yourself and you won't go far wrong.
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NMP Complaints Mismanagement Controller
Why you cheeky beast! How very dare you post such an unflattering pic of MM
I am now forced to reveal your pulling antics the other night.... Filth I dare say!
(Poor bugger...)
KK
Never Surrender, Comrade
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BB we must take drastic action against the swine hog known as MM.
I've got him in my cupboard. He WILL NOT be eating from the trough tonight!!
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I like to complain, virgin media are coming out on Sunday, long time to wait, I hope they fix it this time, I'm fed up with my internet cutting off and my phone cutting off in the middle of a conversation.
All things are possible.
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Hi YvonneSound like long time to wait,maybe get pidgeon,it might be quicker
hoping you feel ok
Petra xx
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