Complaints Box: post your daily moans...

[Fishmanpa]

I passed your complaint to our US part-timer Fish. He contacted NASA and asked them to move a satellite into position to block out sunlight reflecting off your TV screen. They told him they had bigger fish to deal with and to swim along. Quite impertinent

Complaint Status: Orbited

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They actually laughed out loud and hung up! I suggest we get Trump to stand outside your window. This would effectively block all sunlight as well as hope

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[KK77]

They actually laughed out loud and hung up! I suggest we get Trump to stand outside your window. This would effectively block all sunlight as well as hope

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I have simpler solution... We get BB to stand outside window wearing my Trump wig. Will have desired sun-blocking effect methinks

Complaint Status Update: Curtains

[bottleblond]

I'm now going through the rigorous effort to back combing my hair into the "trump" look and will be present and correct outside Maisie's house by day break!.

P.s I don't like this bright Orange spray tan much!.

[KK77]

Ummm... I looked at weather for tomorrow and it says 'rain'. Oh well...

TANGO-ed

[bottleblond]

I now appear to be "A Whiter Shade Of Pale" after taking my wheelie bin out in the pouring rain.

KK you are such a swine making me undertake all these transformations. I wish to be un transformed immediately or I shall Lil box your lugs and remove your new Lilly of the Valley Plug in.

[KK77]

I now appear to be "A Whiter Shade Of Pale" after taking my wheelie bin out in the pouring rain.

KK you are such a swine making me undertake all these transformations. I wish to be un transformed immediately or I shall Lil box your lugs and remove your new Lilly of the Valley Plug in.

You look better already Beebson

I have added 'black hair dye' to your spray (99p at Savers), which should darken things up for you now

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I'm having a bad hair day myself pfft

[Fishmanpa]

I'm having a bad hair day myself pfft

I never have a bad hair day... one of the benefits of having no hair! ~lol~

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[bottleblond]

You look better already Beebson

I have added 'black hair dye' to your spray (99p at Savers), which should darken things up for you now

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I'm having a bad hair day myself pfft

You're all heart KK!!..

P.s loving your new doooo!.

[bottleblond]

Such a sad day in London today!.

These evil swines who think it's their god given right to kill and maim innocent people going about their business are putrid, vile and evil human beings.

I have two very dear friends who live in London, one shall remain nameless (KK) sorry!, damn fingers. So this sort of thing just brings it home that this is indeed, right on our doorstep.

Heartfelt thoughts to all those innocent people caught up in this atrocity.

[KK77]

All is well BB. Evil scummage I'm afraid.... Lots of copters flying about... I think I will get Fish to call NASA again about activating their noise-cancelling shield on Sat-1755-21-99. Thanks in advance