Least it got you back to your cell you naughty ickle poppet. Now please return warden MM's cuffs and turn that bloody music down.
Least it got you back to your cell you naughty ickle poppet. Now please return warden MM's cuffs and turn that bloody music down.
"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice". Treat others as you would like to be treated yourself and you won't go far wrong.
Awww ok you can keep the music and the cuffs! Warden will be round soon so have your supper request ready please!
"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice". Treat others as you would like to be treated yourself and you won't go far wrong.
Warden Petra here with cat o nine tails,back to your cells,the gov is missing her pussy.......mmmm pussy stew.
Petra x
I get the feeling my plea for friends is not being taken seriously
"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice". Treat others as you would like to be treated yourself and you won't go far wrong.
Pfffft. You accidentally lost your last friend in Morrisons Mick and I think there was something sinister about the whole thing...
BB - sort him out Old Maud will you...
KK
Never Surrender, Comrade
hello mick pheeew been in solidary confinment for playing radio to loud hows the tunnel going and that bloke in 306 sems to like chianti . lentils
The guy in cell 302 was a clairvoyant midget. He escaped last week and the local paper said "There's a small medium at large."
Never trust a man, who when left alone in a room with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on
just been down to the prison library to get some books out and found out they put the prices up but only on poetry and philosophy when i asked why they said for no particular rhyme or reason ......... and the only copy of penthouse has been rented out to cell 307.... lentils
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