friends wanted

[BlackKnightNoArmour]

And I thought I was insane, lol...

[gaaron]

Crumbs whats going on in there? Good job you're not in Pontins

[blue moon]

sounds like the detention camp on Christmas Island,where refugees go when enter Australia,CRUMS

[gaaron]

Mornin boys. Time to tidy up. All paraphenalia (?) to be confiscated as its suspected you've been abusing the system and red isn't your colour it clashes with the lentils.

[mick_uk]

that's an early morning wake up call!

You wont find anything in my cell. I have one of the lads in to clean it twice a week. Nice lad is Cyril.

[lentils]

yawn another day in this hell hole , hey mick what was all the noise from your cell last night oh no not another tunnel or have you got that mag out again ps ..garron i am definatly the brains of this operation dohh ..lentils

[mick_uk]

It's true, Lentil is in fact the brains behind the operation in here, but that isn't saying much, as the average IQ of us is 23, and half of them cheated on the test.
The penthouse is back in the Library now and I'm settling down to read some Dostoevsky. I hope there's pictures in it.

[lentils]

average iq of 23 i dream of being iq 23 , and im settling down to read the beano . .lentils

[gaaron]

Ha, you thought I'd left you alone, no no no... I've been busy trying to contact Lady Penelope and I've found out that she has been 'taking notes from the underground' in order to sort you out with regards to dissing Brains. Beware if you don't behave yourselves punishment may not fit the crime, friends.

[gaaron]

Lady Penelope has given an interim report and states things are too dandy in there...