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Ex Anne Summers male modle. Likes whittling, crochet, Wrestling, breeding stick insects and playing the euphonium. Seeks short sighted female with own teeth.
Must have good sence of humour and enjoy visiting me in the secure wing at Dartmoor prison.
Age not important. Must have a pulse.
mick
cell 307, Secure Wing, dartmoor.
hiya mick come nextdoor im in cell 309 . lentils...
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Could you turn the radio up in your cell lentils? Some of us are trying to dig a tunnel
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pmfsl
"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice". Treat others as you would like to be treated yourself and you won't go far wrong.
sure thing mick any particular channel , did that bloke in cell 306 keep you awake last night wailing and scratching at the cell door what was all that about .lentils ...
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Try and find one with some classical music on it lentils, bit of Rachmaninoff or Brahms.
The guy in 306 is called Lecter or something like that. I'm going to have a word with him later. He seems a nice chap.
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Lector secretly made me a stew in the kitchens... was pretty good, not sure what was in it tho.... oh and did you hear the person from cell 334 hasnt been since this morning ?
lol xx
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Mick please get back to your cell! what have i told you about wandering the corridors at this time of night?! tsk....
"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice". Treat others as you would like to be treated yourself and you won't go far wrong.
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Carly, I thought the stew was a bit chewy
Lisa! I asked you not to show those pictures to anyone! I'll have to lock my cell door tonight now!
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