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    Least it got you back to your cell you naughty ickle poppet. Now please return warden MM's cuffs and turn that bloody music down.
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    Awww ok you can keep the music and the cuffs! Warden will be round soon so have your supper request ready please!
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    Warden Petra here with cat o nine tails,back to your cells,the gov is missing her pussy.......mmmm pussy stew.
    Petra x

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    I get the feeling my plea for friends is not being taken seriously

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    Pfffft. You accidentally lost your last friend in Morrisons Mick and I think there was something sinister about the whole thing...

    BB - sort him out Old Maud will you...

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    hello mick pheeew been in solidary confinment for playing radio to loud hows the tunnel going and that bloke in 306 sems to like chianti . lentils

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    The guy in cell 302 was a clairvoyant midget. He escaped last week and the local paper said "There's a small medium at large."
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    just been down to the prison library to get some books out and found out they put the prices up but only on poetry and philosophy when i asked why they said for no particular rhyme or reason ......... and the only copy of penthouse has been rented out to cell 307.... lentils

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