Re: retired santa seeks.......
Mick
Be still me beating heart and my irregular pulse.
Ps.
Remember to put the bins out and give Rudolph his flea treatment please.
pps.
Can you nip out to the elf licence and pick me up my usual tonic? my shebutt is full of hemorrohroids again. You will insist i sit on that cold sleigh of an evening.
ppps
Can you please stop eating as many pies, you are letting off the most lethal radiation in your sleep and poor tiddles has taken to sleeping beside Trevor the trumper just to get some fresh air.
Goodnight poppet, see ya in the morning with your usual 'well flamed kippers, poached eggs with toasted reindeer dropping on rye
xxx
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