A visitor to a Mental Institution, asked the Director how he decided which patients should be kept in.
The Director said:
"We fill up a bath, then offer the patient a teaspoon, teacup or a bucket and ask them to empty the bathtub"
The visitor said:
"Oh, I see, a normal person would choose the bucket, because it's biggiest"
The Director said:
No, a normal person would pull the ****ing plug out. Would you like a bed near the window?"