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    Come Fly with Me?

    A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?"

    Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?"

    She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself:

    "Damn, she doesn't work for Delta."

    A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?"

    She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.

    Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk."

    This time the woman turned on him "What the F*** do you want?"

    The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said "Ahhhhh,..............Ryanair!"

    Ray
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    LOL CHEERS RAY.

    Take Care,

    Love PIP'S X X

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    Excellent Ray, thanks for that! xxjean

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    LOL Ray

    [8D]

    Alex

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    In & Out Of Your Life
    But Only True Friends
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