She's been cheating!

[Richiebrum]

I came home from the pub last night and said to the wife, "You know what? I heard our milkman has slept with every woman in this street except one."
"It wouldn't surprise me," she replied. "I bet it's that stuck-up bitch from number 109."

[Richiebrum]

A man comes home early from work one evening to find his best friend in bed with his wife. Overcome by fury, he stabs him to death. His wife looks at him and shakes her head. "Keep that up, and pretty soon you'll have no mates left!"

[suzy-sue]

My husband ran off with my best friend .Im absolutely devasated .I will miss her .. sue

[Richiebrum]

Nice one Sue You're better off without him!

[Richiebrum]

My wife spends a lot of time on eBay. I still haven't had a single bid for her.

[kibbutz83]

Thanks Richie, we need a good chuckle on here

[Luke1981]

Man goes into business shoeing horses, silly really he's never done it before but figures it's an easy money earner. Shortly after he puts his sign up, A very posh lady comes to him with a prize winning stallion & aks (tells) him that the work must be done in one hour.
An hour later she returns to find the horse on the floor with it's feet in the air.
"What happened?" she asks but the man simply replies "No idea love, he's been that way since I took him out of the vice..."

[paula lynne]

Hahaa brilliant guys, need a laugh x

[suzy-sue]

A 90 year old man goes to the Chemist for some Viagra .
The old man asks if the Chemist if he could cut them into quarters .
"Yes" said the chemist ,"but a quarter wont give you an errection ".
At my age said the old man ".I dont want an errection .
I just need something to help me stick it out enough , so I dont piss on my slippers . Sue

[Lola-Lee]

How do you know when you are in a lesbian bar?

When there are no balls on the pool table..