The cops came to shut off the town,
and eventually found something sticky and brown
The cops came to shut off the town,
and eventually found something sticky and brown
With further inspection, caution and care
They saw it was chocolate covered in hair....
Brilliant YNWA
So the smell went on and all through the night
And the couple and dog were nowhere in sight
They had all done a runner and went underground
But the smell went with them, so they were easily found....
They were found in a club drinking whisky and rum,
And the Police dog had found them by smelling their bum
Your under arrest for causing a smell
I hope you enjoy your time in a cell....
It’s not too bad inside jail
just be careful what you put in the mail.
After a while they appeared in the court
A case so complexed they desperately fought
They fought like hell
Then the judge sentenced them too hell
They where put in a cell that was so dark and so small
But he was all squished cause he was over 6ft tall....
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