The surgeon did his best to sew them back on...
But when he looked down, one of them was gone
The surgeon did his best to sew them back on...
But when he looked down, one of them was gone
So now he has a fake ball of steel
My oh my it looks so real
But it wasn’t soft it felt like a rock
And if he moved wrong it banged on his c...k....
Since "growing a pair" is easier said than done
They decided to figure out what else is going on
So off to the clinic so Dr could look..
Then into the room came the surgeon with a hook...
And adorned on his shoulder a parrot did sit
With the Doctors overalls all covered in shit...
He looked at the Dr and went ghostly white
He had to get out, so he put up a fight...
He kicked and punched and fled the room
And howled with fright as if there was a full moon
It’s midnight the doctor said
he looked down and the damn thing was dead.
It was the dog the dr was talking about
So the man jumped up and began to shout...
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