The couple decided not to proceed
And so the dog was very pleased
The couple decided not to proceed
And so the dog was very pleased
So off to the pub for a coke and rum
But she fell over and hurt her bum...
She couldn't get up with legs in the air
Everyone in there did nothing but stare
Bare bottom all showing and now very red
she said, ground open up I wish I was dead...
But the dog hid the bits that we should not see
To save the blushing of the embarrassing pee
my oh my what a sight
Praise the lord let me see the light
Up she shot and into the loo.
Embarrassed and anxious she needed a poo...
So more Smells lingered and made the loo stink
And when she came out her face was bright pink
They all went home and went to bed
But they couldn’t get what happened out of their head
So they sat at the table to write it all up,
And out came a poem that oddly didnt suck!
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