A woman comes home after visiting the hospital. Her husband looks her up and down and says "you seem very pleased with yourself, whats up?"
His wife replies "Actually i have good reason to look pleased, i just came back from having a mammogram and the doctor said not only am i healthy, but i have the breasts of an eighteen-year-old.
The husband asks, "what did he say about your fifty-two-year old arse?
"No," she replies, "he never mentioned you".