PMSL at the thought of getting the mug just to smash it in her ugly mug
but now I've seen what she looks like I'm not so sure , she sure has got a purdy mouth .
Here's how sweet mine is , she cheated on her husband with her best mates husband , they went out as two couples together and she worked with her mate , when the shit hit the fan she had no shame about what she'd done and moved in with us ( should have put a pillow over her face then ) when she married the new guy we also got put at the end of a very long table which suited me down to the ground , we also had to pay for our own meals and and drinks at a posh hotel , I got hammered and pretty much asked to leave , she's a real keeper .
Would you say she weighs more than a Honda cbr600 ? It was ok with that in the back , come to think of it I've still got the handcuffs hanging off the tow hitch I knew they'd come in handy ,they still make me chuckle .
Could be a new business venture , SIL Removers .