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Unicycling poet, at the moment sharing an attic with a troup of travelling acrobats, seeks woman with spare room and detailed underground map of Ipswich. Must have a good sense of humour and a spare fan belt for a Dyson vacuum cleaner.
No time wasters please.
Never trust a man, who when left alone in a room with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on
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Mick i think you are going to end up a very lonely old man, you really need to try a bit harder to entice the ladies
Ive got the spare room but im looking for a rich old man with a bad heart
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WARNING
I WOULD SIT DOWN BEFORE READING THIS...I have been trying desperately to qualify but I have failed at the 1st hurdle because my name is Gaaron and my funny bone is in stitches at the moment.
And I found this newspaper clipping in my spare bedroom re the Ipswich Underground...
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I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it appears there isn't one.
I do have a belt for a Dyson tho'.... x
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love it!
Anna xx
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Baileys, I'm not sure where I'm going wrongI thought it would sweep all the women off their feet. A little too romantic was it?
Gaaron, No underground system in Ipswich
ps: you do have a spare room and a fan belt for a Dyson though
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Never trust a man, who when left alone in a room with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on
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I'm sorry if you've misunderstood:
My room is full of spare stuff - it's not spare
and my belt is in use by my Dyson.
Maybe you'll be in luck soon - I'd get rid of the uni cycle tho', as it doesn't have room for two.
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Doh
Hopes dashed again
have to buy a tandem
Never trust a man, who when left alone in a room with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on
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lol brilliant
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LOL....Mick
I don,t have belt for Dyson,but have a kick starter for my broom,we have Ipswich near Brisbane,I live North Queensland and have spare room.
Love Petra x
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You will do, its about the nearest hes gonna get.Originally Posted by blue moon
LOL....Mick
I don,t have belt for Dyson,but have a kick starter for my broom,we have Ipswich near Brisbane,I live North Queensland and have spare room.
Love Petra x
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