Complaints Box: post your daily moans...

[KK77]

One does try to avoid knee-jerk reactions, Cmrd P.

How are the new limbs hanging today? Nothing disjointed I hope?

Status: Digit-al

[pulisa]

It's a definite thumbs up!

[KK77]

Quite right too! One wouldn't want to see you stuck in limbo

[pulisa]

Don't want the cold shoulder treatment if incapacitated. Must put body and soul into recovery and rehabilitation.

[pulisa]

I wish to complain about Veganuary....Please no Vegruary!

Bung it in the vegan shredder, CmrdKK?

[KK77]

I can delay it until Julember or ban it outright, Agt P. Sounds just like another Vegannual gimmick to me

Status: Given Marching orders for rest of year

NEXT!

[pulisa]

Banning it outright May be the way ahead- a welcome diversion from all this political rhubarb. Plant the seeds for an announcement at the end of March?

[KK77]

I find a stick of rhubarb an unlikely yet effective weapon to beat the unsuspecting about the head, Agt P. Just enough flexibility without too much give

Status: Rude-Barbara

NEXT!

[Carnation]

I want to complain about the price of rhubarb.
I'm partial to the occasional rhubarb and custard. But, hey, it practically grows wild, so why is it so damn expensive?!?

[pulisa]

That'll be because it's vegan, Carnation

I could never get rid of the damn stuff growing profusely at the bottom of my garden!