Home | Contact | Sitemap | Privacy Policy | Terms and conditions
User Name
Password
Health Anxiety Health Anxiety. Please check other sub-forums first to see if your problem should be posted there instead. E.G. the IBS forum, the symptoms forum, male/female issues. Please also read this Website page: Health Anxiety
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 14-01-19, 03:59
Sparky16 Sparky16 is offline
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2017
Posts: 171
Humorous exchange between myself and anxiety

Anxiety: My left hand is achy. Maybe I'm having a stroke.

Me: Your strength is fine and your typing is fine. I don't think a stroke would result in an aching hand.

Anxiety: I had this yesterday, too.

Me: Wait - haven't you been shoveling snow for the last two days? And you're right handed, so it's a lot of work your left hand is not used to.

Anxiety: Oh.
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 14-01-19, 04:06
ErinKC ErinKC is online now
Intermediate Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2017
Posts: 463
Re: Humorous exchange between myself and anxiety

Love this! I go through the same all the time! It's a great way of working through your knee jerk anxiety reaction.
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 14-01-19, 05:07
Worrywart84 Worrywart84 is offline
New member
 
Join Date: Nov 2018
Posts: 79
Re: Humorous exchange between myself and anxiety

Ha love this too. I have been having similar convos with my anxiety.

Anxiety: Hey so now that your colon cancer and oral cancer fears were recently disproven, maybe you should feel your neck for an enlarged lymph node.

Me: Stoppppp. I’m starting to see how this works—once one worry goes away, you try to give me another worry to focus on. I’m just not biting.

Anxiety: but don’t you sort of feel something on your neck?

Me: If I did, it would just be hyper-awareness caused by you. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go try to enjoy my day.

Anxiety: ooh can I come?

Me: No.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Tags
anxiety, exchange, humorous


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Exchange student panic attacks and anxiety buraku Symptoms 1 03-04-17 16:42
US/UK Word Exchange Charlton Misc 21 21-03-17 15:16
Swollen Lymph Node Neck. Going on an Exchange Program for 1 year in 5 days girl20 Health Anxiety 1 24-08-16 15:49
A good night out in exchange for next day anxiety gregcool General Anxiety / Generalised anxiety disorder (GAD) 28 16-06-13 16:04
anyone want to exchange nums for help with anxiety? katexxxx General Anxiety / Generalised anxiety disorder (GAD) 1 19-09-11 16:27


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2019, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.