Complaints Box: post your daily moans...

[KK77]

I can't wear a jumper cos of my hot flushes KK, can I come as one of Terry's Elves and I'll try not to be naughty.
I'm willing to share my wotsits which could come in handy as Pulisa is only bringing the one twiglet

Oh I'm sure Mr T will be delighted! He likes having little helpers with wotsits

[Carnation]

[pulisa]

Oh I'm sure Mr T will be delighted! He likes having little helpers with wotsits

We'll have no Operation Yewtree comments at this Crimbo party, Comrades...

In the spirit of our Glorious Nation, Let Us Rejoice In Austerity and Be Spartan, Stoic and Proud!

[AntsyVee]

Hogwash! You were invited last year too but had to be banned at the last min when you turned up in a boob tube and hot pants. Fish has a dodgy ticker and we have to curb his enthusiasm

Hey! It was better than just showing up with my kippah and nothing else. Which is how I'll be coming this year... Time to light some candles!

[KK77]

NOTICE

Due to Crimbo staff shortages, Complaints Dept will be closed until further notice, which doesn't really change anything because we usually delete and ignore all complaints anyway

Status: Getting stuffed

[AntsyVee]

I was going to share my sufganiyot with you!

[KK77]

I was going to share my sufganiyot with you!

I’m afraid Agt P banned all variations of sufganiyots after the vegan version gave her a bad case of the runs

[AntsyVee]

Wow...I didn't know Agent P was such a downer... Why'd you let her go vegan? According to Marge Simspson, Veganism causes depression

[pulisa]

I'm not a vegan, Vee. All in the Line of Duty.. Never again.

[AntsyVee]

Wooooo! I don’t have to secretly slip meat juice into your food now