Hey those mascara wands are the devils tools. I always go too far inwards and end up with it on my nose. Then you rub it off but it turns into a sooty mark which makes you look like you've got bags. Can't win. But hey, you gonna bump into Johnny Depp?
Mr C must be all over the place but I'm not sure delaying the funeral is the way to go, unless he has far away relatives. Funerals are a vital closure to me, but maybe he doesn't want that final goodbye. Totally understandable but personally I've always hated that limbo land in between.