New game. Radio 4 listeners may be familiar with this.
I'll start us off.
Ladies and gentlemen, please be upstanding for the honourable Mr and Mrs L Thanxiety, followed by the glamourous heart surgeon to the stars, Anne Gina.
Next?
Anne walks across the dance floor, only to be met by Mr and Mrs Mustneversearchongoogle, and their handsome son, Hugh.
Next to arrive at the ball......