https://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle...-a4114521.html
‘Showy’ men with beards have the smallest testicles, study finds
Know a man with long hair and a beard? He's probably got small testicles, well, at least according to a new study.
Researchers from the University of Western Australia and the University of Zurich have found that male primates can either be ‘well adorned or well-endowed – but not both’.
Does that mean the crazy beard trend is now over once they read this?
Although, primates tend to grow red bums to attract mates...which might explain why I've got piles for the last 20 years? Come on ladies, have a good look at this bunch of grapes