Today’s headlines .........

[pulisa]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-63458467

Has anyone tried splooting during a permacrisis? I may give it a go today.

[Darksky]

Matt Hancock suspended as an MP after signing up for Im a Celebrity get me out of here.

Worth watching I reckon. Swapping his expenses paid dinners for kangaroo bits and pieces.

[pulisa]

Plenty of balls then...

Plugging his new book too..Could well be an Anus Horribilis on the menu.

[Lencoboy]

Matt Hancock suspended as an MP after signing up for Im a Celebrity get me out of here.

Worth watching I reckon. Swapping his expenses paid dinners for kangaroo bits and pieces.

Who cares about him anymore? He's one of yesterday's men!

[pulisa]

Who cares about him anymore? He's one of yesterday's men!

Precisely. That's why he needs the money from appearing on the show to reignite his "career"..and to plug his book on the pandemic which is coming out on Dec 6th. I wonder whether he'll be doing any signing sessions?

[MyNameIsTerry]

Shrewd move by ITV to boost calls for bush tucker trials? He's bound to be up everyday.

[NoraB]

I see Mike Tindell's going to be appearing on, 'I'm a Minor Royal, Get Me Out of Here.

I'd give anything for it to be Chaz or Camilla.

(I'd make a comment about Camilla feasting on wrinkly testicles, but I'm too classy for that)

[MyNameIsTerry]

I see Mike Tindell's going to be appearing on, 'I'm a Minor Royal, Get Me Out of Here.

I'd give anything for it to be Chaz or Camilla.

(I'd make a comment about Camilla feasting on wrinkly testicles, but I'm too classy for that)

[pulisa]

At least we've been "Spared" Harry...

Matt Hancock is going to be a "late arrival" so long as he doesn't get cold feet/realises just how bad this looks? Maybe it was the public snub by Rishi which pushed him into accepting the jungle offer?

[NoraB]

They should bring back those terrifying firework safety information films from the late 70s and early 80s..

Things will be slightly less shit for us during the nuisance that is bonfire night/nights/weeks this year because our ol' pooch has gone deaf. (No more liquid ass when the fireworks go boom-boom)