Was Penfold a Mole or Hamster - This post reveals the truth

[Alex]

Hi all

Who remembers the NMP Quiz where the question was asked 'Was Penfold a Mole or hamster'. I answered 'Hamster' but was told by, the rather bossy quizmaster that he was a Mole.

I have spent weeks, ok 10 minutes, researching this and can now reveal the following article with conclusive proof that I am right

http://www.nomorepanic.co.uk/articles/penfold/

Alex

P.S Now running to hide :-)

[bottleblond]

I have just recieved the following statement from Colonel K
It reads as follows.....




It is with great regret and sorrow that the above information has been leeked into the public sector.

Penfold 'a very long standing secret agent' is now classed unsafe due to his true identity being released.

Mr Penfold, his wife, children and young grand children have now been moved to a secret location where they can start a new life in private.

Dangermouse 'his life long friend' is said to be saddened and disgusted that this private information discussing his friends true identity was given out so freely and without consideration or thought to consequence or danger to his friends well being.


Penfold has now released the following statement....

'crumbs chief'.....

Alex, aka Mr A, better know as villan 'Baron Silas Greenback is said to be in police custody.

He also has given the following statement.....

'I will rule the world'


Catch this and other latest stories on news at 10.
Signing out
Lisa AKA Bottleblond

[Alex]

I have just recieved the following statement from Colonel K

Didn't he do chicken?

[bottleblond]

Gordon Brown is said to be en route to parliment this very second where your question will be answered in a press statement.

[nomorepanic]

You two are totally mad.

Very funny Alex and Lisa don't encourage him please

I think Penfold was a vole so there

[bottleblond]

Miss Pinney's view has been noted and taken into account. It will be put before the pannel at this evenings Parlimentary discussion and included in Prime ministers later press release.

[nikk_dolittle]

Maybe he was a mouse indisguise?

I agree with Alex tho, He was a Hamster

xx

[bottleblond]

You...you...you turncoat!!

[nikk_dolittle]

Actually he was a golf ball.

Seeeeee!

[nikk_dolittle]

This is Alex's Casual clothing since this question came out in chat.